Caesar Augustus
Why do you want to become an MSYP
"Want" implies a choice, citizens. One does not simply choose to carry the weight of the greatest empire on Earth; one is compelled by destiny and the utter incompetence of the Senate.
Why should someone vote for you?
I am renowned for my clemency and my willingness to listen. Therefore, I will implement a robust, three-tiered consultation process:
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The Senate: I will present my drafted legislation to the Senate. I will then politely listen to their grievances while casually polishing my sword and reminding them that my veteran legions are encamped just outside the city limits. It usually results in a swift, unanimous consensus.
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The Legions: The true backbone of Rome. If the men who conquered Gaul for me think an idea is terrible, we scrap it. Their feedback loop consists of cheering or mutiny, which I find incredibly efficient.
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The Plebeians: The voice of the people is paramount. I consult the masses by providing spectacular gladiatorial games and massive public feasts. If they cheer for me while eating free bread, I consider the consultation a resounding success.
Why should someone vote for you?
Why should someone vote for you? Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered. What exactly is my opposition bringing to the table? Let's look at the facts. Under my leadership, you aren't just getting a politician; you're getting a military genius, a bestselling author (my commentaries on the Gallic Wars are excellent summer reading), and an unparalleled administrator.